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Post by deadpool on Oct 29, 2010 4:01:36 GMT 2
Wade sighed. Here he was, staring at the Weapon X lair, hidden in the forest. He balanced on a tall branch, looking down at the scenery. What had led him here? Boredom. Pure and absolute boredom. He didn't even bother to lie to himself. He took a deep breath in and released it. ~Let's have some fun~ He jumped down and walked straight towards the Weapon X Facility. The minute the sensors picked him up, men started appearing. One man came out of the door and saw Wade. However, Wade shot him with a .45 Magnum. The men started getting smark as they started appearing from hidden entrances. They started shooting at him but he had already taken out one of his swords and begun parrying and dodging the bullets. He managed to block while shooting with his sword. It wasn't too long before he found himself surrounded. He smiled. ~You reading this? Looks like I'm going to have to go on a fun spree~ He smiled as he began to move around, shooting and slashing and parrying and dodging and blocking. Within 5 minutes he had defeated about 50 men. He frowned. ~Come on you guys. Someone get on here. I want some challenge~
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Post by reaver on Oct 29, 2010 4:17:20 GMT 2
''Oh fuck me. This guy?!''
Luc had been standing in one of the labs,working on his report from the last assignment he undertook. He was almost finished it, sighing in relief, whenever the sirens went off. Red lights started flashing in the base, armed guards started to pour out of the rooms and into the corridors, officers started to run the other direction to their heavily fortified bunkers. Whoever managed to find the base at Alkali Lake,much less assault it BY HIMSELF was to be feared. The moment he had spotted the attacker on a viewing screen, his jawed dropped. Deadpool!? Freaking Deadpool!? He had heard legends and stories about this guy since he was a college. The guy was a nutter, and now Luc was going to have to defend the base against him?!
Naturally reacting, Luc threw his keyboard aside and sprinted down the hall to his personal armory, where he kept all his issued equipment. He darted into the room, pretty much dove into his skin tight jumpsuit and stepped into his boots. Mask on, laces tied tight and his sword on his back in its sheath. He took a split second glance in the full length mirror.He actually looked alot like Deadpool, only in solid black. He took off sprinting down the halls, darting between the men, seemingly rushing to their deaths. He dove out the door and hit the lock down button. Doors slammed shut, men on the outside began to retreat and he was in the same clearing as countless bodies and a single figure before him. He was in over his head.
''You are trespassing on government property''
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Post by deadpool on Oct 29, 2010 4:26:53 GMT 2
Deadpool was about to move forward when an individual stepped out. His right eyebrow arched and it managed to appear, even though he was wearing his mask. ~You guys are reading this right? Why the heck is this guy trying to be me? Did he steal my freaking suit? Do you know how long it took me to get the rights to this outfit?! Trespassing property? This little prick is a freaking thief!~ "Why the heck are you trying to steal my outfit? It's trademarked you know! Take it off before I kill you." He walked forward, angry. ~Who the heck does this kid think he is?~ "I'll give you 10 seconds before I shoot your balls off."
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Post by reaver on Oct 29, 2010 4:43:16 GMT 2
''You want me to take my suit off? I didnt know you were...inclined that way. And by the way,its standard issue. From what I hear, you should know what the inside of this place looks like''
He planted his right foot on the ground and steadied himself. He could imagine this fight going not so well. He slowly moved his hand to the handle of his blade,holding it in the sheath until such a time that he would need it. His heart rate was increasing, his adrenaline was pumping and he could feel his breathing getting heavier. He wasnt sure what was going to happen. He knew there was a chance he would die, despite his healing factor. God knows what Deadpool was capable of. He frowned thinking about the report he would have to do after that night, if he did survive that long.
''I'll ask you once,mate. It's nothing personal, I just dont have a choice of defending this place. Everyone has their orders. Now leave, and this doesnt have to get messier than it already is...''
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Post by deadpool on Oct 29, 2010 4:57:17 GMT 2
~What the heck? Is this kid insinuating I'm a homosexual? I think everyone here agrees that that counted as provoking me~ Wade threw his .45 Magnum and took out a .357 Mag Desert Eagle and shot two shots at the kid. They were aimed at his arms. He aimed a third at the inside of the kid's thigh, if it hit it would almost hit his balls but barely miss. "Australian? You're freaking Australian? Get out of here, Mate." He rushed towards the arrival and slashed diagonally. He had already accentuated the slash so that it would end up curving to allow him to spin and slash diagonally right to left with his other sword. The original sword he used to slash would come up at the same time. The aimed limbs were the arms.
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Post by reaver on Oct 29, 2010 5:10:41 GMT 2
''Hey,I work with what I'm given. If you come across as gay because of something you said, I cant help that''
He smirked as he spoke, but quickly the smugness was knocked out of him. He felt a bullet pierce his left arm and another graze the inside of his thigh. He rolled backwards out of the way just in time to stop his body being torn open by slashes from a sword. 'This guy really means business,I wonder how much he's being paid...' he thought. He darted out of the path of the incoming blows and felt himself skid backwards in his books. He gripped the sword he was holding tight, slid it out of the sheath and held it in front of him. He wasnt sure how to play this one. He could go all out and attack the guy, probably lose and get severed somewhere, or he could play the defensive, watch his moves and learn them. Although that could happen anyway. He didnt have time to think however, he had to act.
''I'm not Australian, Wilson. What the hell is the matter with you?''
He darted forward with his sword outward, slashed sidewards aiming for the head. He had personal experience of a healing factor. He had been beheaded before, torn literally in half, had his limbs ripped off. The head was the only thing that had really slowed him down. It wasnt until he was stitched back together in the morgue that he healed. That had scared the coroner quite a bit. It had actually resulted in a replacement body. That was in the past though. All he could think about now was disarming Deadpool and fighting him hand to hand, learn his moves.
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Post by deadpool on Oct 29, 2010 5:27:32 GMT 2
Wade leaned back out of the way of the slash and ended up doing a back flip which would kick the sword out of the guy's hand. Wade would put his swords in an X shape while flipping and maintaining it when he landed. He realized his eyebrow. "Do I know you? I'm not familiar with people I don't know saying my name. I'll assume you're an idiot for two reasons. One:You said my name out loud as if I'm not wearing a mask for some reason. I just wear it as a fashion statement. I'm not Spider-Man , you know. Two: Do you know how to use a sword? You slashed sideways like that? How was I supposed to get hit by that?"
Wade pretended to scratch his head. He wasn't very impressed. It was kind of sad really. He had expected some sort of challenge from Weapon X. Plus, what was with this kid? He started spinning the swords in his hands. He threw them up in the air and quickly took out two Magnum PIs, one in each hand.
He shot at the kids leg tendons. "Hey kid, are you a member of my fan club? I kind of feel bad kid. I mean, it's pretty annoying and painful to take a bullet out of your body when your body already healed around the bullet. Blower huh?"
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